Let me start by saying that San Tan Flat is in no way connected with Tortilla Flat. There are no tee shirts that say, â€œWhere the Hell is San Tan Flat?â€ Although new to Arizona, San Tan Flat has enjoyed a level of publicity unknown to Tortilla Flat.
Our story begins with a father and son, Dale and Spencer Bell. Dale has operated successful restaurants in both South Dakota and Wyoming. He and his son, Spencer, opened their new venture in Pinal County, Arizona, on the flats next to the San Tan Mountains â€“ hence the name.
After three years of jumping through hoops, they finally opened on 2005 with Pinal Countyâ€™s blessing. Shortly thereafter, Pinal County began to harass them mercilessly. They made them remove one of their two signs, reduced their road access from four entrances to one, and they made them build a bigger parking lot. They also sent deputies out at night to measure decibel levels.
This sort of behavior usually indicates that some well-connected turgid member of the community wants him out of Dodge. In the older frontier times, they usually just sent the Sheriff around to tell him, â€œBe out of town by sundown.â€ These are less direct, less honest, weenie times.
Dale complied with all the harassing demands, until they turned their sights on his customers. They claimed it was illegal for them to dance to the music in the courtyard. They cited an ordinance from 1962 that required â€œdance halls, penny arcades, and bowling alleysâ€ to be in fully enclosed structures. San Tan Flat is a restaurant bar. As Dale said to me, â€œIâ€™ve never seen a penny arcade in my lifetime, Iâ€™ve never been able to put a penny in a machine and have it do anything, I donâ€™t know how old you are, but Iâ€™m an old guyâ€¦this thing is pretty obsolete even in its language.â€ With the help of the Arizona chapter of the Institute for Justice, Dale went to court.
The Pinal County attorneys stated, at four separate times during the initial hearing, that the supervisors thought the outdoor stage at the Country Western Saloon and Steakhouse would be used for â€œmimes, puppet shows, poetry readings, and art displays.â€ Why, of course! Any cowboy worth his salt needs a little miming, and poetry read to him every now and again. Those dang Bell Boys deceived us!
Dale has determined that upstanding member of the community Pinal County Supervisor Sandy Smith is directing the attacks against him. It is her appointee, the Pinal County Sheriff, who sends his deputies out three times a night to test the decibel levels. So far, they have had no luck.
I asked Dale why Sandy Smith was trying to make his life miserable. He answered, â€œWhy is she doing it? Possibly petty jealousy over the success of the business, possibly because we did not grovel, or kiss her butt, which is apparently what she was expecting us to do after we were open and permitted.â€ He had some other ideas that involved millionaire developers, but itâ€™s all just speculation.
The silver lining to this dark cloud is that the longer it drags on, the more support the Bells get – from George Will, who wrote of their plight in his Washington Post column, to Dale and Spencerâ€™s customers. Dale said of his customers, â€œThey donâ€™t say they like it, they say they love it!â€
The significance of this case lies not so much in the fact that the petty commissars of Pinal County are being exposed; rather it verifies what we in the freedom movement have come to realize over the past few years.
Traditionally, it was government at the federal level that sent edicts from far away for the great unwashed, doing away with federalism, and exceeding its limited jurisdiction in a rather tyrannical way. It seemed to make sense that when people are reduced to numbers and formulas, they would be treated like them. Now we see those close to us, here at home, behaving in similar fashion. Whether they use eminent domain, civil forfeiture, or â€œSmart Growthâ€ central planning, our locals have a lust to control people, and property that they do not own.
As the bizarre case of San Tan Flat exemplifies, it is not the remoteness of the power that is corrupting. It is the power itself.